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14.02.05 Dolphins Help Allied Forces Dolphins have been helping allied forces in the Persian Gulf hunt for mines and possible terrorists swimming to attack ships. Dolphins, primarily a water-going animal, would seem to have nothing at stake in the war in Iraq, being as the majority of that country is not underwater. The Taylor Times, continuing its long-standing tradition of interviewing those usually ignored by the so-called “mainstream media”, has secured an interview with a dolphin to explain their involvement in the war. More...

24.01.05 Talking Dog Made A few years back, the Raelians got a lot of press because they claimed to have cloned a baby. Raelians smaelians. What can a cloned baby do? Nothing, that’s what. It just sits there and consumes and gives nothing back. Oh, what can you tell us about your day? What’s that? Can’t talk? Useless. More...

08.01.05 Bid for Liberal Leadership Sauron, Dark Overlord, formally of Mordor, currently of Ontario, has declared an interest in the leadership race for the federal Liberal party. More...

02.12.04 A Strange Epidemic A strange epidemic is plaguing our cities. Down our paved, plowed and heavily salted roads are trundling sport utility vehicles. More...
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